I am not kidding, I found this listing on the NYFA website. It looks like Mr. Koons is looking to hire a “colorist,” whatever that means. I would do it if I could match more than black and white.
See if you meet the requirements, below.
Jeff Koons LLC
New York, NY
Seeking detail-oriented Color Mixer to work full time with leading contemporary artist Jeff Koons in a demanding studio atmosphere. Position will focus on industrial paint mixing and color matching. Experience with automotive paint a plus, but not required. Additional tasks may include intricate masking and surface preparation. Please send resume and work samples to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please include “Sculpture Painting – Colorist” in subject line.